Patrol Leader's Campaign Speech

I believe that I, CIG, deserve to have the leadership position patrol leader because I will tell you when the patrol name "the thunder flaming chicken turtle tomahawk pandas" is not a good name. I shall lead this patrol over every other patrol. I will get rid of that horrible dancing banana and save all of our lives. I will try to get cereals like frosted flakes and fruit loops into our breakfasts and tell you playing with the wild bear is not smart. now I hope you are thinking hard about this speech and make the right choice for you and for the riddance of the dancing banana. This is why I love scouting.